A few random things you probably are not interested in hearing

My parents are going through a phase of watching every movie I don't want to watch.
It's a pretty awesome phase.
Right now it's a Peter O'Toole movie.
Even though I don't like the movie, Peter O'Toole kind of alternately freaks me out and mesmerizes me.
Ah! I'M SCARED!
Aw, I'm mesmerized.
AAH! I'M SCARED AGAIN!

Also, I was just recently informed that I could pass for either Italian or Jewish.
This made me happy.
Partly because I'd love to go to Italy to visit.
Also because I have a dream, not so partially inspired by the Godfather of marrying a rebellious morally driven brown eyed son of an Italian Mobster who had to run away to Europe to escape the retribution of a mob family, where we would roam the Italian countryside together with a huge feasting and dancing italian family.
This of course, unlike the movie, would preferably not end with me getting blown up, but...you knew that.
Also, unlike the movie, would not include all the murder, horse heads and general ick.

Completely unrelated sidenote, I need to implement more jokes into my life.
Not long ones, more like one liners that I can slip into every day conversations.
Something like
Person Leah is talking to: "Oh wow...I love Tomatos"
This would be someone who somehow slipped through my vigorous tomato affection screening.
Leah: "Well *smirk* you know what they say about what made the tomato blush."
Person Leah is talking to: "Whatever do they say?"
Leah: "Well, they say that the tomato blushed because it saw the salad...dressing. AAAH-hah-hah-hah."

All my friends and enemies are now sighing and saying 'Now THIS is why we can't have nice things.'
and they'd be right.
Sadly.

Is it just me or does the man get more shallow and phony by the minute?