Sometimes, when I have trouble loading a website
I wonder if it's because there's something amazing, startling, and groundbreaking
So everyone's trying to get on there all at once.
Which doesn't really help quell the already there desire to see the website.

It's kind of a cycle, only the world cycle works mainly in theory,
not so much with a dictionary in hand.
It mainly just sounds good...

Okay,
I guess I'll go crawl in bed with a book.
I know people alot of times use the word 'crawl' followed by the words 'in bed' just to be cute.
But for me it's a tad more meaningful.
Creepy Stiffish Soreness, Batman!
Next time...do us all a favor and don't be so exuberant, Leah, okay?
Leah: But the music on my ipod was so loud and fast and caaatchyyy.

and now, the side of my laptop feels sticky.
I don't know why.
I did set a cookie on it, but I put it on TOP of the closed laptop.
Don't you like how I take all the effort to type that out.
I like to pretend people like to know these things.
There's got to be at least 1 out of 6 or something.

The website still hasn't loaded, must be something big.
Maybe President Obama is really an alien and has just announced his plans for global domination?
Or maybe Chuck Norris really did direct a Twilight movie starring the Jonas Brothers and the Internet really DID explode?

I'm just concerned, people.
I may never know.

EDIT: It finally did open.
It wasn't anything exciting.
Just thought you might like to know there's no reason to panic.